Ashton Kutcher Joins the Cast of CBS’ “Two and a Half Men” - So Two and a Half Men has been in a media circus since Mr. Sheen lost his mind. Now that the man who basically trademarked the name #Winning is not coming back, Two and a Half men found a way to beat the NFL out of the lockout competition. Ashton Kutcher ( That 70′s Show, [...]

So Two and a Half Men has been in a media circus since Mr. Sheen lost his mind. Now that the man who basically trademarked the name #Winning is not coming back, Two and a Half men found a way to beat the NFL out of the lockout competition. Ashton Kutcher ( That 70′s Show, Punk’d) will be joining the cast not as a replacement for the hilarious Sheen but as a new character. “I can’t wait to get to work with this ridiculously talented 2.5 team and I believe we can fill the stage with laughter that will echo in viewers’ homes,” said Kutcher on the opportunity. “I can’t replace Charlie Sheen but I’m going to work my ass off to entertain the hell out of people!” I hope they open the season by tying in somehow with Kutcher’s first word being “Winning.” That would shake the old Sheen-machine. Anyway the square root of 6.25 = Winning. Congrats to Kutcher and the Two and a Half Men team.